my overwatch mains for every season. this wasn’t meant to be a series from the beginning, but it was fun.
worst part of adulthood so far is definitely the fact that people have the ability to contact me and i have to respond in a timely manner

I challenge you up
Fuck he did it tho
He spent almost 2 hours coming up with that, honestly the dedication
spidersona idea where this random guy gets bitten but he doesn’t know it’s by a spider and he’s like climbing on the walls n stuff and he’s like you know what my name could be? Cockroach man. I’m fucking cockroach man and all the spider ppl come and are like hi!!! We are altnernate versions of u!!! And he’s like oh no I fucked it up I fucked it up i chose the wrong animal oh fuck
i love how blizz keeps chosing the characters that’ll make dudebros completely foam at the mouth to be gay instead of going for characters like moira, zarya, etc. who people already Know are gay like. they just want straighties to go ape shit and i respect that
Me: *is feeling bad*
Also me: *can’t think of a way to make it funny*
Brain: can’t talk about it then